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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

You know you're pregnant when...


Thought I would share some responses from a post on babycenter.com. Most of these comments are not mine. It made me laugh so hard after having such a hard day that I just needed to share. All of the comments are so true and FUNNY, especially because I can relate to so many of them!


There were over 2oo posts but these are my top 10 favorites:
You know you're pregnant when...
*"you're husband looks at you adoringly and you want to slap the crap out of him"
*"you're starving but the thought of any and all food makes you want to puke"
*"when you gas is so bad you start farting in your sleep and it wakes you up"
*"when you've trained yourself to pee before you puke to avoid simultaneous pee/puke action"
*"you really want your husband to cuddle with you but at the same time you wish he would just go to the next room and leave you alone"
*"you spontaneously combust into tears in your husbands arms because you havn't felt good for days, then scream at him for hugging you to hard"
*"you fall flat on your face on the hard bathroom floor becaues you were half asleep getting up to pee"
*"you would rather puke and get it over with than feel nausous all of the time"
*"the thought of eating anything makes you sick, even if you're starving"
*"you're husband can't do anything but laugh when you're a crying uncontrolably because he doesn't know what he can do to help you, and it's probably because you look totally rediculous balling over your pretzels going stale"

I wish I could post more, but there were so many to choose from! 12 weeks today! Next prenatal pointment next wendesday, I'll get to hear the heartbeat!

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